Saturday the
5th November 2016
FA Cup Round
One
Milton
Keynes
Dons 3 Spennymoor Town 2
So the
‘Road to Wembley from Scotland’
arrived at a posh ground where the number of spectators is measured in
thousands rather than hundreds. It is likely, dependent on the draw for round 2
tomorrow, that I have seen my last non-league team on this journey. If that is
to be the case then Spennymoor Town are a great last non-league club to have been
associated with and they have provided me with some great memories and demonstrated the
vibrancy of the non-league scene in England. It is sad to say goodbye to the Moors
as I have become a Moors fan. I have enjoyed some fine passing football and
some great banter with their fans and officials. I offer special thanks to the
following people who I have been in regular dialogue via twitter over the last
7 weeks: Spenny Fan Chris the Moors video cameraman (@SpennyFanChris), David Leitch the club secretary
(leitchy1969), Jamie McChandler the Moors midfield general (@jamie_chandler4),
Krision of The Moors Tavern (@DJKrisopolis), Jason Ainsley the team manager and
gaffer extraordinaire (@jayainsley7), Liam Curry Moors Fan (@Curry_LG) and
David Nelson Club photographer (@DJNelsonPhotos). I have almost certainly
missed out others so apologies to them - the whole Spennymoor experience has
been great.
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Five goals
and some raucous encouragement from the away fans. This is how the day panned
out.
Pre Match Communications: One thing I quickly learned when
trying to contact MK Dons in advance of this tie is that I am now dealing with
a big club. Their main facebook page has over 3500 members and they also have
‘MK Dons Worldwide’ and ‘MK Dons Scottish Supporters Club’ with lots of
members. All three fb platforms were responsive and with the help of a whole
load of Dons facebookers I was able to explore the links between their club and
Scotland.
As for both of the previous rounds Spennymoor were very keen to promote their
club through this blog. 8/10
Pre Match Pint: I was informed that the nearest pub to Stadium
MK is about a mile and a half from the ground. That was not very convenient. However
there is a massive retail park on the same campus as the stadium and the park
features a variety of eateries. Hence me and my travelling companion Satch
headed in to a Franky and Bennys and ordered a couple of starters so that we
could down a couple of pints. No hand pulled beers available but the Samual
Adams Boston Lager was clear and bright and tasted pretty good.
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Calimari: Six squid for a snack so you can order beer! |
After entering
the ground at 2.00 pm we headed for the bar and found that it was serving the
usual overpriced canned and bottled beers so typical of the bigger stadia.
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Packed: Spenny fans lubricating their vocal chords |
The
atmosphere in the bar was great and The Moors fans were oiling their vocal
chords ready for a right good sing-song during the match. A few numbers from
their repertoire were tested out in the bar. 6/10
Programme: The match day magazine was priced
at £2.00 and was good value. The 32 page glossy publication has interesting
articles by the Caretaker Manager, an Executive Director and a columnist for a
local newspaper describing the magic of the FA Cup. The coverage of the
visiting Spennymoor team is particularly impressive. The Moors squad are
described in detail and some great pics of the players. Indeed the quality of
the photography throughout the magazine is outstanding. A good effort 8/10
Ground: It is really difficult, and perhaps churlish,
to be critical of a magnificent, modern, state of the art 30000 capacity
football stadium … but something did not feel quite right.
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The impressive Stadium MK pictured from the Retail Park opposite |
Maybe it
was just this fixture but the ratio of crowd : capacity gave a sense that this
ground was not fit for purpose. The attendance was just over 4000 and with
about 800 Moors fans hemmed in to one corner the other 3200 fans rattled around
like peas in a pod. It was possible to imagine that if the tie was played in a
10000 capacity ground then the place would have been rocking. Having said all
that the ground is very impressive and there is 50% chance that I will be back
there in round 2 and if there are (say) 15000 in the ground then I may feel
completely different about the stadium. If the Dons ever reach the Premier
League then Stadium MK will be fit for purpose and the place will be rocking.
One
pleasantly quirky feature of attending this ground was the warmness of the
welcome to the Stadium from the match day stewards
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Step this way sir and enjoy the game! Great customer service |
In the pic
above this young lady gave us a theatrical and impressive welcome to the
ground. We got chatting with another steward who told us at length how things
were going in the search for a new manager and a third steward offered to take
our photo for the blog 7/10
Atmosphere: The atmosphere in the away end was excellent.
It is estimated that 800 Moors fans were in attendance. As the population of
Spennymoor is less than 20,000 this suggests that a significant percentage of the
town made the 430 mile round trip to see their favourites in Cup action. The
Moors fans sang more or less continuously throughout the game offering their
side generous encouragement.
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Great supporters: 800 Spenny fans made the long journey |
Maybe it
was the effects of the time spent in the club bar before match but the Moors
Massive seemed to get a little confused in the second half. A chorus of ‘I
wanna go I wanna go home, Milton Keynes is a shithouse, I wanna go home’ was
followed immediately by ‘Don’t take me home, please don’t take me home, I don’t
wanna go to work. I wanna stay here drinking all your beer, please don’t try
and take me home’. Make your mind up lads! 7/10
Scottishness: The main Scottish connection for this match
was the MK Dons young Scots centre back Jack Hendry. The 21 year old Glaswegian
signed for Wigan in 2015 having established a
good reputation in his time in the Partick Thistle first team. He is currently on loan at
Stadium MK from The Lattics. Young Jack is a bit of a John Stones lookalike and
had a fine game. He is 6 foot 4 and has two good feet and looks pretty handy in
the air too. He strolled through the match in the manner of another former
Partick Thistle centre back Alan Hansen. His distribution was good all
afternoon if a little safe as he looked for the easy short pass rather than the
defence-splitter. Only in the last 5 minutes did he look at all perturbed by
the marauding Moors front men.
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Scot Jack Hendry: Looks like John Stones - plays like Alan Hansen |
Spennymoor Town have a rich Scots heritage but none
of their current team are Jocks. However, their midfield buzz-bomb Jamie
McChandler has strong Scottish connections as he is a frequent visitor to
Dunbar in East Lothian. Yesterday ‘Jamie Mac’
was in great form. He covered every blade of grass and tackled like a whirling
dervish. In fact two crisp packets blew across the pitch in the second half and he tackled them too. He also used the ball well and in the 48th minute flashed a
shot just wide – a moment that could potentially have changed the game. 6/10
Entertainment:
This was a
good match played out by two sporting sides both looking to pass the ball on a
very good playing surface. Spennymoor Town were competing in the FA Cup first round for the
first time since the re-incarnation of the old Spennymoor United as Spennymoor Town in 2005. They are a club on the up
and up and I am sure they are saying TTFN and au revoir to the FA Cup
competition proper rather than goodbye. Yesterday however, in the first 15
minutes, they froze on the big occasion and after a quarter of an hour found
themselves 3-0 down against a rampant MK Dons side. With The Moors suffering
stage fright The Dons took full control. After 8 minutes, man of the match, Ben
Reeves scored with a low shot from the edge of the area. Two minutes later a
catalogue of defensive errors by the away side presented the alert Brandon
Thomas-Asante with a tap in. After only thirteen minutes the Dons scored again
when Kieran Agard scored with a shot from the right that deceived everyone.
After a horror story beginning the ‘frozen’ Moors began to thaw out and initially
got a foothold in the match by passing the ball around and getting some quality
possession. They underscored their improvement when Captain Courageous Joe Tait
scored with a towering header at back post in the 29th minute. Half Time: Dons 3 Moors 1
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First half action: Moors on the defensive |
Early in
the second half honorary Scotsman Jamie McChandler went close with a shot from
about 12 yards. After surviving this scare the Dons perked up and played some
good passing football with great movement off the ball. They were seeking to
take the sting out these pesky Moors mosquitoes. Just as the game seemed to
petering out towards a relatively comfortable win for the Dons, Spennymoor
scored in the 84th minute – and what a goal it was. Substitute
Andrew Johnson cut in from the left and took on a couple of Dons defenders
before coolly slotting the ball into the corner of the onion bag with his right
foot. Cue pandemonium in the away end of the ground. The heroic men from County Durham
were not quite able to find an equaliser despite putting the Dons defence under
further pressure. Full time Dons
3 Moors 2
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Second half action: Dons on the defensive |
A memorable
cup run had come to an end, but what an adventure. The people of Spennymoor will
be talking about their day out in Milton Keynes
in The Moors Tavern for many years to come. 8/10
Match Day Catering: The pies on offer in Stadium MK were gourmet
pies. My Chicken, Gammon and Leek pie was ok but the outer pastry was a bit
drier than it should have been. The cost of this ‘culinary delight’ was £3.60.
I am pretty sure that I have never before paid this amount for a pie. Even in
this brave new world of padded seats in an all seater stadia to charge this
much for the traditional football snack is out of touch with the fan base for
the beautiful game. The football fan does not want gourmet food at the match,
he/she wants a good old fashioned meat pie. The price was 3 times the price of
the Dunston UTS pie and the quality was far inferior. 4/10
Value for Money: The admission price of £10 was very reasonable
for an important FA Cup tie in fairly luxurious surroundings. 8/10
The je ne sais quoi factor: Two things were special about this
match. Sharing the experience with Ian Satchwell and Peter Tissington was a
hoot and a first visit to ‘Franchise Football’ was fascinating.
In the
1990s I was the ‘manager’ (ha!) of the Boston College
Sunday team. In the previous round at Lincoln United many of my players from
that team turned up and joined me for the match. The right back from that team,
Ian ‘Satch’ Satchwell, was on holiday at the time and messaged me to say he was
‘gutted’ he couldn’t make it but would be at the next game. I thought ‘yeah
right’! Yesterday, after planning our journey on a drunken night in Boston on Friday, he joined me at the match in Milton Keynes and it was great to see the old boy again.
My abiding memory of Satch is when he returned to the team after an ankle break
he told the dressing room: “Whatever you do don’t break your ankle or you will
be lying in hospital and the Old Donkster will appear to visit you with a copy
of 4-4-2 and some fruit – and nobody wants that!”
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Satch and his old 'gaffer': Re-united at Stadium MK |
Rumour has
it that if The Dons are drawn at home Satch will be at Stadium MK in round two
also. Peter Tissington is also on The Road to Wembley and our routes collided
in County Durham in early October. I now see this
Sheffield United season ticket holder at every match.
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Fellow Roadie Peter Tissington and Ian Satchwell |
Much has
been written about Milton Keynes ‘acquiring’ Wimbledon FC and moving them to Milton Keynes back in 2003. A year later the name was
changed to MK Dons and many football fans were uncomfortable with this
development as it smacked of a town buying a franchise. It is at odds with the
traditions of the game where a new team only gets access to the higher leagues
by winning successive promotions. Certainly the fans of Wimbledon
did not approve of this move and have formed their own club (Wimbledon AFC) who
have now moved through the leagues and compete in the same division as The Dons. I
am a traditionalist. I love the Saturday 3.00 kick off, I love a pie at the
match and I love the FA Cup. However, if you happen to live in a town with
225,000 people and the town, because of the traditions of the game, does not
have a league team then what do you do? I can understand why Milton
Keynes residents are MK Dons fans. The way this all happened is
not something that they, the citizens of MK, engineered. The MK Dons fans I have had dialogue with
on facebook are fairly typical football fans – discussing the vacant managerial
position and proudly supplying me with details of Scotsmen who have played for
their club. I note that the Spennymoor
Town twitter feed thanks
MK Dons and their fans for the warm welcome and hospitality. I still don’t know what to make
of it all but I have warmed to MK Dons as a club and I look forward to seeing
them again in round 2 and also finding out a bit more about the club. 8/10
Overall Road to Wembley from Scotland Rating 70/100
At this
point I have to say goodbye to friends who I have met from the vanquished
team. My stay with Spennymoor has been a blast. I wish them every success in
their Evostik League campaign and if they get a fourth promotion in five
seasons then I will be at The Brewery Field next season for their league match
against Boston United.
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It's all over! Glory in defeat. The Moors players salute their travelling fans |
So, the MK
Dons are now my team. Who will they be paired with when the draw is made on
BBC2 tomorrow evening? Where will I be heading next on The Road to Wembley from
Scotland.
Visit this blog on Tuesday to find out.
Miles on the clock for this match 740 (inc
overnight stay in Boston,
Lincs)
Total Miles on the Road to Wembley from Scotland so far
3220